I thought I'd take it upon myself to put together some of my own holiday picks. I don't know if I'm getting too ahead of myself since I purchased my swim wear in January, which I may or may not sport whilst working out for a bit of extra.. Inspiration.
Note how they're both high waisted bottoms, now you don't have to worry about getting those wash board abs in time for your holidays, they'll suck that belly pooch right in, and nobody need by none the wiser!
All in all I am looking forward to laying comatose in the sun, purely so when I come back I don't have to listen to another unoriginal pale joke/insult. That said, I wouldn't even say I 'tan', more just turn a darker shade of pale.
